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Ninja Tips for Healthy Living

Ninja Tips for Healthy Living

24″ x 36″ Poster

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Sample text from Ninja’s Guide for Healthy Living.

• Exercise is important, but jogging is for wimps.
Plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes
and kicking joggers in the head.

• Laughter is medicine. Ninjas practice the art of inappropriate laughter. Laughing when hearing about cancer also shows the Ninja’s strength.

• Ninjas occasionally, without warning, stab friends with throwing stars. Life is random. Ninjas embrace this fact of life.

• Killing the wrong person happens. Ninjas know this. It’s useless to live in the past.

• Fiber in your diet is important. Ninjas eat the shirt off of a complete stranger’s back at least once a week.

• Sex is extremely important to one’s physical and mental health.
Ninjas therefore fantasize about sex two, three, maybe seven times a day.

• Everyone knows yoga classes are filled with women.
Ninjas prove their strength and impress the ladies by killing the yoga instructor.

• Samurais are the source of much stress for Ninjas. They think they’re soooooo cool with their armor and swords and those awesome helmets. It’s in a Ninja’s best interest not to think about such things.

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  1. Mantis said,

    on April 21st, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    When I was growing up my brother operated a comic book store (The Encounter, still in business today). Anyway he had a martial arts section in the back, and I was all over it. Working there, I would demonstrate the differences in ball bearings with nunchucks, my favorite weapon, etc. Anyway, this poster was inspired by the latest “Ninja craze” on the internet and I felt as though I had the roots to make a great Ninja poster. I hope you love it like I do.

  2. mike said,

    on May 13th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    i bought one from spencers i love it hahaha its like chuck norris facts but for ninjas keep up the good work , hope to see another , take care

  3. Bekah said,

    on July 8th, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    I love this poster, it’s hilarious! And seeing how much my brother loves ninjas, it was a perfect gift for him. Just a suggestion: you should make one for pirates.

  4. Lauren said,

    on December 9th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    What does the calligraphy say at the bottom?

  5. Mantis said,

    on December 10th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    It says something like “A Great Warrior’s best friend is pancakes”

  6. Corey said,

    on September 13th, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    The calligraphy at the bottom says “Big Knight Loves Pancakes” i have some korean exchange students with me and they found the poster on my wall lol, oh and if u do make a pirate one make it where it shows how ninjas are WAY better than them haha

  7. Anonymous Ninja said,

    on September 18th, 2009 at 1:22 am

    Alrighty people…

    1. it’s not calligraphy!

    2. Literally translated it’s “Big Warrior Loves Pancakes”.

    3. i know it seems like i have no life… TRUE!!!

    4. DUCK!!!

  8. on December 30th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Ninja Guide? What the hell is that? At first I thought this article just wanted to be seen a strange and unique. But after I complete reading, oh I know what you mean. To make the body healthy is always a lot of ways that can be done. Choose the appropriate way to condition of your body. Thank you for your article.

  9. on March 28th, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    Great website, thanks for the info.

  10. Northern Mantis said,

    on December 12th, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    I just bought this poster today, because I train parkour and was like this kicks ass. Then I realized it is by Mantis Design, and is published by Aquarius and I knew it was meant to be(I train mantis kung-fu and am born in aquarius) haha. pretty neat coincidence xD

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