Ninja Tips for Healthy Living
24″ x 36″ Poster
Below is a sample of a portion of the text from this poster.
• Exercise is important, but jogging is for wimps.
Plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes
and kicking joggers in the head.
• Laughter is medicine. Ninjas practice the art of inappropriate laughter. Laughing when hearing about cancer also shows the Ninja’s strength.
• Ninjas occasionally, without warning, stab friends with throwing stars. Life is random. Ninjas embrace this fact of life.
• Killing the wrong person happens. Ninjas know this. It’s useless to live in the past.
• Fiber in your diet is important. Ninjas eat the shirt off of a complete stranger’s back at least once a week.
• Sex is extremely important to one’s physical and mental health.
Ninjas therefore fantasize about sex two, three, maybe seven times a day.
• Everyone knows yoga classes are filled with women.
Ninjas prove their strength and impress the ladies by killing the yoga instructor.
• Samurais are the source of much stress for Ninjas. They think they’re soooooo cool with their armor and swords and those awesome helmets. It’s in a Ninja’s best interest not to think about such things.
on April 21st, 2008 at 2:08 pm
When I was growing up my brother operated a comic book store (The Encounter, still in business today). Anyway he had a martial arts section in the back, and I was all over it. Working there, I would demonstrate the differences in ball bearings with nunchucks, my favorite weapon, etc. Anyway, this poster was inspired by the latest “Ninja craze” on the internet and I felt as though I had the roots to make a great Ninja poster. I hope you love it like I do.
on May 13th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
i bought one from spencers i love it hahaha its like chuck norris facts but for ninjas keep up the good work , hope to see another , take care
on July 8th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I love this poster, it’s hilarious! And seeing how much my brother loves ninjas, it was a perfect gift for him. Just a suggestion: you should make one for pirates.